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From: https://shorturl.at/djTY3 (babylonbee.com)

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Hunter Biden Warns That Without Illegal Immigrants, The Price Of Prostitutes
And Crack Will Skyrocket

WILMINGTON, DE - As part of a wide-ranging sit-down interview released on
YouTube, Hunter Biden warned Americans that, without illegal immigrants,
the price of crack cocaine and prostitutes would skyrocket.

In an urgent plea to the American people, Biden told the public that
President Donald Trump's hardline immigration policies threatened not only
to affect various industries across the country but also drive the cost of
hard drugs and sex slaves through the roof.

"These essential products will become totally unaffordable to the average
American," Biden said. "I think the people of this country need to realize
what's at stake here. This isn't just about immigration. Who do you think
cleans your hotel rooms? Who cuts your grass? Who picks the crops that put
food on your table? Who smuggles in the crack that gives you a good time
on the weekends? These are real questions, man, and they're not solved by
rounding up hardworking drug runners and shipping them out of the
country."

Biden confided that, in addition to worrying about what is happening to
immigrant families being separated due to deportations, he was concerned
about the going rate of his crack. "It's messing everything up, bro," he
explained. "I used to be able to pick up a couple of Ukrainian hookers and
a bag of Ready Rock that would last all weekend. Now? My regular hits of
Casper the Ghost are costing me three times as much, and it's still
climbing. What Trump's doing to this country isn't right, man."

At publishing time, Biden had also sounded the alarm that the Trump
administration's trade tariffs would likely cause a massive increase in
the cost of importing high-end Eastern European escorts.
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